martedì 13 febbraio 2018

Pedalare per guardare il Grande Fratello.

Bene, i cinesi avevano regalato a questa, e a diverse altre tribù, uno schermo enorme, non l’avevo mai visto così grande, e una batteria con dei pedali intorno su cui i ragazzini della tribù, il pomeriggio, si divertivano, caricando la batteria che consentiva tre ore di visione della televisione.

Sti cinesi manco un pannello fotovoltaico per ricaricare la batteria che fa funzionare il televisone. li fanno pedalare così si allenano e quando sono ben allenati partono a piedi per raggiungere la Libia e tentare lo sbarco in Italia.

Cioè avete capito di chi è la colpa dell'immigrazione incontrollata proveniente dall'Africa, dei cinesi.

giovedì 21 dicembre 2017


Dai solerti benefattori natalizi ricevo questa mail secondo cui avrei vinto una lotteria. Era finita nello spam, se non me ne fossi accorto avrei perso questa magnifica oppurtunità di richiedere i miei 950000 dollaroni.

On behalf of the entire staffs of FACEBOOK company, We were pleased to announce the result of the DRAWS of our FACEBOOK EMAIL LOTTERY NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2017. You came out as the 1st position of over 1,000,000.00 Individuals, 85,00.00 companies, as the Zonal coordinator of this lottery i am wishing you a special CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE. On behalf of FACEBOOK company.
Be advised to invest part of this money in a business, and also spend wisely, because this is a once in a life time opportunity. As soon as we read from you, we shall immediately reply you, with advise on how to proceed further in claiming your prize money.
Ticket Number: (7836980545189), Ref No: (255126278102/2526) And Serial Number: (68625751907)
This notification is to inform you that you are a lucky winner of the sum of $950,000.00 (Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) from the last drawn. Your email with Ticket Number (7836980545189), Ref No (255126278102/2526) and Serial Number (68625751907) Was announced after the online draw conducted from a random selection of emails by an Advanced automated random computer search from FACEBOOK, this day 16th /12 / 2017.
As one of the 10 lucky winners, You are required to process your claim through me, as the Lottery Coordinator, this is part of our security protocols, to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuses of this program by participants. All participants, Whom were selected through a computer ballot system through their email addresses from all over the world, thanks to software company cooperation who provided security by blocking spam and double entry.
Kindly send all required information's to ( To avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your TICKET, REFERENCE &  SERIAL NUMBERS, in all correspondences, as i await your response with the below required information's :
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ID CARD  Drivers License :.....
SEX :.....
Furthermore, if there is any change in email address please notify us immediately for record and security purposes.
This is one of our innovations to encourage Facebook users, Our own way of saying a BIG THANK YOU, And to all our users for making Facebook their number one Social Networking to hook up with families, Friends, And new people all over the World.
Best Regards,
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(Promo @ 2017)

venerdì 1 dicembre 2017 e fake news

Guardando questo video e il titolo mi viene in mente tutta sta storia sulle fake news.

Allora si vede una ragazza che esce ed un uomo che entra nell'autogrill, forse si sfiorano, non si vede bene, poi l'uomo va al bancone senza prestare attenzione alla ragazza, la ragazza torna indietro e lo colpisce, interviene un ragazzo forse il fidanzato che colpisce l'uomo a sua volta, poi arriva un altro e tutti e tre cominciano a colpirlo.

Ne nasce una specie di rissa, la donna con la maglietta rossa (commessa immagino) forse li invita ad uscire, la ragazza spintona pure lei. Poi la rissa continua fuori dall'autogrill tra gruppi di giovani e la più esagitata è proprio la ragazza col vestito nero. Poi tutto termina col tentativo di investimento.

Come la vogliamo definire? una mezza fake news? la molestia iniziale che avrebbe scatenato tutto non è che si veda così chiaramente, la protesta della ragazza in realtà è un pugno e via dicendo.

Semplicemente la descrizione ed il video è un modo per attirare utenti, me compreso ahaha.

domenica 29 ottobre 2017

giovedì 6 luglio 2017

Scam Scam Scam (se non sapete cosa significa cercatelo con google)

Greeting Dear Beneficiary,

I am Barrister Alpha Juris, a solicitor at law,legal practitioner and personal Attorney to Mr. Richard Blanchard who died in air crash with her wife Mrs. Lilla C. Blanchard on his business trip to PAKISTAN in An Pakistan Airline with other passengers on board which confirmed 152 People killed in a plane crash. I am Barrister Alpha Juris, a Legal practitioner and I wish to solicit your assistance in a deal that involves reasonable amount of money. This deal by virtue of its nature must be utterly confidential and top secret. Though I know that transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I guarantee you that this will be done under a legitimate arrangement that will protect both of us from any breach of the law.

I came to know you in my private search for a reliable and reputable Business Person/individual that can handle this confidential deal with me, which requires maximum confidence and trust from both sides.


I had a client by name Mr. Richard Blanchard who was one of the richest man in your country but does most of his business in Asia. He was into several business before his untimely death by air crash. This website will give you comprehensive picture of what I am talking about ( My client who died along with his lovely wife deposited the Sum of $25 Million (Twenty Five Million United States Dollars Only) with a bank here.

During the bank audit exercise, the bank discovered my late client's deposit as an unclaimed credit balance, hence issued me a notice to provide any relatives of my client otherwise they will have the account closed and the fund confiscated. I have made several inquiries to his high commission to locate my client's extended relatives, but all my efforts proved abortive, I then decided to trace his relatives or family member over the internet, and hence I found you as my instinct convinces me that you will be a trustworthy and honest business partner and I decided to contact you to assist me in repatriating my late client's deposit before it got confiscated or declared unserviceable by the financial institution where the fund is lodged.

I now seek your permission to present you as my deceased client relative and have you stand as the Next of Kin to my deceased client so that the funds of $25 Million (Twenty Five Million United States Dollars Only) can be released and paid into your account as the beneficiary and next of kin.You and I will share the money in this ratio,45% will be for you and 45% shall be for I while 10% shall be map out for any expanse that might incur in this transfer.

I will provide all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up your claim. Be informed that this transaction is risk free otherwise my chambers will not contact you because it is against our ethics. Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavor by furnishing me with the followings details;

1). Your Full Name:......
2). Current Resident Address:.......
3). Your Valid Direct Tel/ Mobile/Fax Number:.......
4). Your Occupation:......
5). Your Age, Sex & Marital Status:......
6). Your Nationality:.......
7). Your Private E-mail Address:.....

Please get in touch with me immediately to my private E-mail:( with your the above peronal details, then I will commence work in your name immediately.

These requirements will enable us file letters of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favor as the real beneficiary next of kin to my late client.

Looking forward to your prompt response.

Yours Sincerely,
Barrister Alpha Juris (Esq).

mercoledì 5 luglio 2017

LUIS FONSI - DESPACITO (in versione Metal)